To sell myself for sex, I need $500,000.00 to invest in My body. I need $4,000,000.00 to put Me up in a small condo in Jackson Wyoming. I need a guaranteed stipend of $9,750.00 a month -- tax free -- for personal expenses and $500,000.00 a year to place Me in the country club set with golf, equitation, and ski privileges. You want to pimp Me? My territory is Jackson Wyoming USA. What can you charge the international jet setter for fucking the Christ Putin? What do you charge for My fucking that asshole to death? (A few acres rather than a condo would be nice, come to think of it. Burial, you know.) What do you need God Almighty to do so you can charge $1.5 million US a night? Twenty nights a year I would give you to book. So, Easter, Christmas, and Halloween we would charge more for. I'm thinking, $2.5 million. All other nights I would be dedicated to celibacy and personal comforts. Twelve hours of sexual healing with the Christ would each John be entitled to. An extra miracle We would throw in at Easter, Christmas, and Halloween.Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
Those are the terms. You figure out the somersaults God Almighty has to do to PROVE to these fucks, they want the fucking! The initial investment on your part will be $10,000,000.00 US, and I have one year to ready Myself and settle in at Jackson. You fail to get bookings that is your loss! I will duly publicise your ownership of Me and encourage business! Of course I would be discrete and target only MONEY, and of course political advantage for you, My captor. Should someone opt to buy Me for marriage, he will pay you $55,000,000.00. You and I both know I would be after beef-cake with a perfect penis for marriage. So, that insures years -- in this world full of vile males -- of servitude to you.
A new fantasy to think on hugging My plushy. Three-hundred-forty-five days a year of great living for a few inconvenient and encumbered nights performing healing miracles over the rich with sex. No drugs. Only one male is exclusively served for this fee. That jack ass is My premium and minimum requirements to be a temple prostitute. Clean living, like the squaller I Am enduring, it is true, I Am paying for this luxury of turning down the sleaze of this sleazy fuck-hole. Pray asshole, God is listening! I WANT MY HOME IN JACKSON. ME FUCK PLENTY GOOD!
