Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
F-R-A-N-K-W-A-L-T-E-R-S-T-E-I-N-M-E-I-E-R
Building the anagram is a process:
Alpha-2
Echo-4
Foxtrot-1
India-2
Kilo-1
Lima-1
Mike-1
November-2
Romeo-3
Sierra-1
Tango-2
Whisky-1
(twenty-one letters, total)
WANKER
Alpha-1
Echo-3
Foxtrot-1
India-2
Lima-1
Mike-1
November-1
Romeo-2
Sierra-1
Tango-2
AEEEFIILMNRRSTT
FILM
STARETE
REIN
WANKER FILM STARETE REIN
That person would most likely fail to win an Oscar; perhaps, a wiener winner this person is. God Almighty assured Me one phallic anagram is sufficient.
You high power boys just like a roast. I bought one at the market today. I cut it into thin steaks marinading it with lime brine. This wasn't rib-eye I butchered mind you. It was a joint of ass, muscle. I came home via the CCRTA-B and wrote a presidential roast. You are not the whelp for this treatment. There will come a day when the individual who holds the presidential office over greater Germany will receive roasting like unto My roasting Putin. You, like others, are just in the place of being roasted. Do you want to change that?
Working with Me is no easy task. First, there is the monumental amount of inertia you must overcome to make that possible. I made Putin an offer. All offers are; first come first served. Make Me a German citizen and provide Me a stipend with full travel privileges of a German diplomat. I will be provided housing in Berlin. For this I Am no longer serving in the USMC and I Am no longer a United States citizen. You have until Christmas 2025. America is not eligible for an offer of any ilk come April 1, 2025.
The shut-down of America will be cataclysmic. You making provision for Me would be a gift to them. God Almighty does not want that to happen. He wants Me free of them as rapidly as possible. You would need to rally Germany to be God Almighty's hand at destroying America for Him to coax you, and your cabinet members, into making a place for Me. Isn't coax an absolutely delicious word?