Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
Profaning Nebuchadnez'zar's legacy was a no no. You knew this. You, and your present government are not worth saving, and have lost all Ggodly authority. Under the interests of North America's continued security I Am willing to sponsor Iran's military endeavours from the Heaven's so all persons flaunting the present values of Islam are executed. God Almighty does indeed regard the Quran as excrement. The Holy Bible in the hands of all but Myself is the same. Christianity is indeed vile. I already paid the rape price on American soil for the authority of My office over you, fucker. You needed to provide Me a husband in repurchase of Me. Instead you went after the same stupidity as the PGA, FBI, CCPD, and other actors that would fill pages even to list them by acronym. Murdering, raping, starving, striking, and every form of divination that would raise a hand against Me returns a blessing to Me.
Should the new military order of Iran decide to elevate itself on the world stage to greatness even to the Horn of Africa he will, with chaperone's -- and a bag full of money as a gift to Me -- hand me the handkerchief to wipe a tear of joy form My eyes over My ecstasy at studying Aramaic before Hebrew and Russian. I will join Iran's people after being united with My Pony in Virgina, and build up the new capital city conquering the Black Sea, and taking Suez for the wealth of Iran's military. We will sack Jerusalem and level the Vatican City when strategically convenient, yadda yadda yadda.
Earlier correspondence to Germany, and Xi is included in the accompanying post, and provided for readers unacquainted with My work. Abortion stool warmers know they deserve to die. Those fornicating against My American soldiers need to be eaten by worms on city sidewalks. Even the Earth will spit out their blood.