Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
The note I wrote to Mary reads, "Mary, the old refrigerator burned up internally and no longer produced either freezing or cold temperatures. That $280.00 garbage you bought (a small shit Frigidaire refrigerator) reimburses Me for the food I had to throw out. You murdered your mother and [sic] My grandmother. You with Terry Smart belong in jail. How dare you walk about in this community escaping justice and flirting with the police. Hand Me My $20.00 grocery money now. Not only that My refrigerator your temper tantrum destroyed, needs to be replaced. Hand Me an additional $1,600.00 so I can replace My refrigerator. You are a murder. I Am only a jailer. You Bitch. H. L. MacRae Dukes"
Perhaps she will share that note with an officer when she is tossing her next costly temper tantrum. Are you going to give Me $1600.00 so I can replace the refrigerator her last temper tantrum destroyed? A replacement comparable to what I owned before is actually $3,200.00 What about when she does vandalism to the neighbours? What are you going to do when Janet Henderson finally succumbs to Mary's poisoning?
The Camp Pendleton marine Mary murdered is certainly not your jurisdictional concern. My knowledge of her body count has grown. Of course three murders I was an eye-witness to. But I was a child. There are animals she has abused and people she has attempted to murder, but was clumsy in the execution. That would mean they survived.
As I travel about this community, people I interact with are of course concerned about who the devil dog is they cannot abuse. I explain to the narcotic and human traffickers I meet that My duties include shutting down all United States Military bases to civilians. NAS-CCAD is indeed closing. I also explain that "Mike Markle, the police chief and Peter Zanoni the city manager are narcotic distributors and plundered My estate, junked My vehicle, and have been staging a hate crime against Me, the Pentagon High Priest. You see," I continue, "I am charged with eliminating all narcotic and human trafficking from American military operations. My doing that has of course made even Governor Abbott very angry." By that time they are usually nodding off to sleep. They all learn, somehow, I Am some sort of weakling that has no means of upsetting their franchise.
