Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
Where is your legal case now? I have certainly filled the alter with every means for you to sue. Where is your suit? Where is your power? If this reads distinctly like a contest, you are right. Where is your fire? Have you started cutting yourselves yet in desperation for your god to end My ministry? How about a paper-cut? What a sacrifice. Oh, little one, is this My taunting you?
Go to battle fuckers, and that is an order, or you are being slain and your property confiscated. Preach that to your partitioners* of truth weaving truth into lies. Are you better than the Israelites that worshipped the LORD? They fought for their land. Are you condemning them?
While I could load this letter with taunts I Am required to press on with the business at hand making you an offer. You can start cringing at this now. When I write an offer, it means pungle actual coin of the realm, or the next set of unpleasantness are unleashed. Bring a notary and the quit claims to My estate holdings for Mary Anne McRae to sign. Also bring Me $20,000,000.00 U.S. dollars in cash to be handed to Me on the day Mary signs the quit claims under notary. These are unencumbered funds. Then take Mary into your personal custody after the quit claims are duly recorded. Every benefit and legal right held by the Governing Body across its assigns is to be upheld in sole custody and privilege as also belonging to Mary Anne McRae. You have until July 1, 2023 noon central time to hand Me this cash sum and perform the notary witnessed quit claim signature.
Failure to perform the above terms of agreement, and this includes defaulting on providing for Mary at any time or under any circumstance, and Frank-Walter Steinmeier or his successor I endow with all powers necessary to exterminate the Jehovah's Witnesses to the benefit and glory of Germany on first occurrence of failure.