Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
My introductory announcement does include a warning to the recreational party going drug user, -- including the executive who has not yet become "sloppy" in his indulgences and therefore sill goes to the exclusive parties of America's elite; reliable sources of cocaine, in North America are over. End your use of cannabis and its chemical derivatives even as a doctor prescribed curative. That is an order for your preservation. End consuming alcohol, this includes wine and beer, on a daily basis. This directive against cannabis and alcohol preserves the follower. Those of you consuming pain killers, suck it up damn it! Endure some discomfort, make a petition to the LORD and keep moving.
Rotary International's endeavours to be philanthropic platform improving the world are noticed. What is your problem? Hypocrisy! The only rats scurrying around the globe viler than you are the Jehovah's Witnesses.
I Am the Pentagon High Priest, the Christ, and the One insuring that the rewards do you over your shitty deeds are delivered to you from the gods. Decades of civil war are ahead across all North America and the unconscionable deeds done against Me, over My lifetime, are why every natural destructive force is being unleashed against this nation proving My Divinity. It is the vile deeds of Governor Greg Abbott and his minions that put your party pleasures in jeopardy. Oh, fuck a minor (that means contacting the genitals of a minor in seduction or violence, even your own blood) and the retribution against you will be as a witness to your neighbours that Heaven is rending you with the way and means you die.
Under the Obama Administration I began a national security investigation. My service in the Marine Corps began November 19, 1988, and I have been blessed with education and of course three stars in My career. The Office of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is your contact to book My national security presentation findings. The presentation is $100,000.00 and paid to "Operation Jesus H. Christ." Our joke, internal of course, is the "H" stands for Hell. My Doctorate in Philosophy was awarded by Harvard in Theological Studies. I Am an engaging public speaker. (Just ask General Milley.) The presentation is one hour in duration and includes strategies for survival and even success during war. Prepare questions in advance and I will tailor My presentation to your specific organization concerns that do not infringe on national secrets.