He's in Her Cup
mac cannot unsee that. She means, she has averted her eyes as men in silk Jersey shorts that could pass for a skirt did the porno prance pushing their pelvic bone to the ceiling with every step to lift their genitals forward. (By the way, shoulders back with chest out gets the good look and a nod.) There is a limerick in alpine ski school that goes, "Push your dicky down the hill, do dah, do dah. If you do then you won't spill, oh, the do dah day." In the motion of athletic demand bringing the pelvis forward for balance is essential. That pelvis is mercifully covered with a jacket. Yeah, the modesty of cold weather. The only genitals mac wants to look at will be hanging from her own husband.
So, what cannot she unsee? She now knows that so-and-so, when standing at ease, hangs right. If mac were to run up to him with say a tool to measure his manliness, she could put him in a cup. Is that what women are going to start doing in response to males pants that have completely abandoned modesty? So, you do not want to wear your pants up above your belly button and want to wear them lower. Regardless of what waistline you are trying to convince yourself you can wear, mac better not be able to; pick what side of your crotch seam your genitals rest on, determine whether or not you were circumcised, and oh yes, size what wood you carry.
Males, do you want to be measured that way? Mind you if you are the male that can fill a cup, provided more is better, there will be a run on three-cup measures. If you do not fill it what chance did you give yourself to begin with? Or perhaps you will begin to wear codpieces in the future.
A codpiece, the mate to an outside bra. Two inventions of fashion that let people chase after what matters to them most on site. Oh, mac means on sight. The site is the place where the two desperates just go after each other proud of their conquest until they rip into the extra pairs of socks. What mac is waiting for in fashion is females to begin taking a permanent marker to their spandex pants and mark the opening of their labium. Oh wait, that has been done by the manufacturer with the prominent contrasting zig-zag seam over the crotch contour. (Hear God say, "Classy miss sassy.")
An individual with a cup to fill, what would she be, cup bearer? Not good. I bet she gets beheaded by her boss. Males, if you are standing at attention; your genitals had better be discretely at ease in your breeches.
In fairness, males do have a difficult task concealing interests. The antidote to an unwanted moment of erection embarrassment is to say a quick prayer to the true God in "Jesus name." God will ease your blood flow to your male member, so your feelings are not betrayed. The catch 22; do not expect it to be an effective prayer facing your spouse. Your spouse needs and deserves that complement and affection.