Ehyeh Sent Me
Do not call the true God a dick. You are however identifying some other deity this way. After all, there is one true God, for preserving flesh, and an endless array of false gods. Based on the amount of fornication in this world, there are many gods named Dick.
The Tetragrammaton, YHVH, has a commonly accepted, yet uncertain, pronunciation, Yahveh. (It also is written YHWH.) There is however an issue. This is a title. In Exodus Moses is entreating God for His name, because surely the Israelites already know the name of their God. Moses was a Levite raised by Egyptians who fled Egypt. The knowledge of Israel was not his. He wanted the name presumably to prove he was their God's agent. The answer the true God gave was, "Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh".
In some translations of the Bible it is I Am That I Am, I Am Who I Am, or I Will Be What I Will Be. After articulating a duplicated name separated by a determiner, the true God further says, "Thus shall you say to the Israelites, 'Ehyeh sent me to you.'" After announcing His name God delivers a set of titles. He further says, "Thus shall you speak to the Israelites: The LORD, the God of your fathers, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob, has sent me to you." Abraham knew the true God as, El Shaddai, God Almighty.
To use the Tetragrammaton is good. YHVH is an acceptable distinctive title that God allowed as a distinctive identifier to replace writing His name. Exodus also demonstrates the Tetragrammaton in type face preceded by affirmation the Tetragrammaton was the true God's name (some Bibles). So, use Yahveh knowing He is, "He who is."
What about the "Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh"? This name is not a title. It is a declaration of the true God. It is also an affirmation that only one member of the "Ehyeh-Asher-Ehyeh" team will appear on earth as the greater Moses, before the nation of Israel, in fulfilment of prophecy. This saviour prophesied to save humanity is the Christ. "Thus shall you say to the Israelites, 'Ehyeh' sent me to you." This is explained with the defining statements: This shall be my name forever, this my appellation for all eternity. The first declaration defines the one who is, or I Am, as in; existence always and forever. The second, is the one who was given the declaration; I Am and an eternal existence.
Yahveh is an acceptable identifier for the true God. And He approves. (Feel God's acknowledgement that He is revealed.)