Letter Body
“Epistle's Erudition” is the opening paragraph.
You should take the time to remember that before you, a generation with greater morals and competence served this nation. At least one with higher morals held the name Cantu. That is a statistical assumption.
Whatever branch of the service was cursed with your existence, it is good that they are rid of you. The LORD put Me in the path of this wallet to send you this message from the grave. Stop fornicating! No doubt your life as an apostate in the civilian community is blessing you with a good deal of benefit that you did not earn.
If you think this message was mean, mail it to your fucking governor or senator. These vile betrayers squandering America, like you, need to hit the grave. At least once in My journeys through Corpus you had the audacity to curse Me as I was also using the bus. That curse is now on you and all Cantu.
