Gimme
A thought experiment: How certain are we that the first man was male as defined by Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel artwork? After all, he also presented God as an angry demonized man and Jesus as a northern European. Do We have your attention?
The years Adam spent with God in the garden were programming humanity to understand righteousness. Adam named every animal. It is a no brainer that people name, not number, their children. A naming ceremony was part of the rights into adulthood for generations in the Americas. Man's programming is corrupted.
We are living at a time when corporations have decided that profits come from perversion. Big-Mouth, is this funny?
What happened when the game-rewarding aroma from sinking the putt exhausted? Were you relying on the user to improvise? What a charming landfill addition. What did the eight-year old understand when they passed this product? Have any of you developing this product experienced or performed sodomy? If it arouses you, would flatulence be a rewarding part of the act?
Now answer this, how much beer is consumed to make this funny? Right. Listen now, mac enjoys Bourbon. She understands that enjoying liquor means, holding it! To hold one's liquor is the mark of maturity. It means you feel the pleasure of the rose-colored glasses liquor allows you to see the world through without sinking into approving of wickedness. Liquor to excess perverts judgement.
BigMouth, this is a warning to you and to those that attempt to profit from wickedness: Your brands will be black-balled by righteous consumers. In case you wonder, 2:15 is the ratio of corrupted consumers who have no capacity to understand righteousness to those willing to seek God and correct perversion. (Yes, that is a Bayesian statistic.) Keep that in mind during product development. Manufacture of a "good" like this is a waste of resources. Waste God demands back. This is the only warning corporations selling products on America's shelves or online in English will receive. Gluttony is the beast and you are being disciplined by God.
"Young McDank BUD" and "Smile More" with the penile smiley graphic. Get your yellow asses down to the Norfolk Waterfront and clean your graffiti from the harbour walls. In case the liquor blotted your memory, BUD, your graffiti is in red and Smiley your graffiti is in blue. Deeds of vandalism mark you as enemies of righteousness. Right now, God includes you among Muhammad's global vandals. (See God's angry face.)
Do the two of you know what a tombstone is? It is an obelisk that the living, in memory and in prayer, asked be created to mark the grave of their dead. These obelisks masons artfully etch with precision. The Jehovah's Witnesses have marked their kingdom halls with these obelisks. Lichen need food too.
How would you two like to visit the graveyard by body-bag or sidewalk? Self-recognition is greed for recognition before accomplishing achievement. This is wickedness. You could have advertised yourself on the Waterfront walk next to BOB FM. They haven't accomplished anything either but your commercial is at least welcomed and needed revenue to maintain the Waterfront park. Your graffiti is tantamount to taking the prayer, albeit suspect, of those entreating God and making your own ritual. This is little different than what Aaron's sons perpetrated. (God asks, "Remember how they perished?")
Are you inside the leather? A wicked person takes a gimme as one stroke on their card. If you take a gimme do not score that round! Think of taking the gimme as lying about your income. Yes, golf is God's game and He hates fornication!
Golf is a game best walked with God. He will improve your swing, decrease your strokes, increase your stamina and He is certain to find your funny bone with one-liners and puns you did not see coming. Make sure it is a good cigar and a single malt.
To play that round with God, when you are out alone on the course open a prayer asking God to join you on your round. At each hole before you tee-off acknowledge the Christ. It is through the Christ that you have this privilege of learning who God is and improving your game. This is how God reached mac to get her into His service. Four years they walked golf courses together.